To crush your enemies, etc.

Did I ever mention how much I hate Juggalos?

Because I do. A lot.

Being fancy as hell, sippin sailor Jerry and bout to see that leftover crizack. (Taken with instagram)

mickeyrenee:

I won’t lie.
I would do bad things to you.

Yeah, I know. Just look at this fucking moustache. MMMM fuck yeah.

When you see it….

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Leftover Crack - “Ya Can’t Go Home”

I AM SEEING THEM TOMORROW. I AM EXCITED AS FUCK.

GOOD DOOGIE!

mickeyrenee:

You’re doing this on purpose, you spiteful asshole.
I know it!
I just know it.

Being this damn sexy? You’re damn right I’m doing it on purpose.

For mickeyrenee, one of my long-time followers. She deserves a Beard-O-Gram. :)

I'm one of those guys born in the wrong century. Because of my general distaste for the current human condition, and their general apathy towards fixing themselves, I am spiraling towards insanity. Seriously, i think I'm one motorcycle crash away from turning into Gary Busey.

Now to dispense with the pleasantries. Hi, I'm Dave. I'm a barbarian. You won't forget me.

Barbarian: One who witnesses "civilization", and rejects it.

I'll meet you in the zombie apocalypse. I'll be the guy who is either kicking major zombie ass or is the asshole who put a kevlar helmet on before he turned.

I also sell Catamarans and Bootysweat at:
http://fuckyeahmelrapeton.tumblr.com/

Brains? SHOW ME THEM BAP BAPS

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